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July 02, 2002 - 2:06 AM


littlelector, I live in Sneyd Park. Give me an email if you like as I can't contact you..

I did "accidentally" bump into Joe. I knew she goes running near my house, so I went out on my bike to get a Miss Millies and see if she was around. I did find her! We only talked for a couple of minutes because I just didn't know what to say, and she was suprised and had a running partner anyway. Nevermind, at least she probably knows I fancy her now. Hehehe.

"You can't not get turned on by porn. It's like animals. If I see a documentary and there are zebras having sex...I'm looking. I'm looking! I want to see the zebra's cock!" -That's great! It makes me want to make a really rude, perverse survey but I don't think it would be taken very well..

When I was about 6 and had seen a condom machine in a toilet; I asked flat-out "Mum, what's a condom for?". She didn't really answer at the time but bought me a marvelous little book with illustrations that told me all I needed to know...at the time. Everyone remembers when they first learned the ins and the outs of sex but when did you realise that lesbians are so brilliant? I assume it's something you're born with because I don't remember a specific event...

It's about time I shared some survey results, which are completely accurate of course.

  • Only 63% of women are completely straight!
  • A marvellous 34% are bisexual or at least "bi-curious"
  • 3% of women are filthy dykes
  • 97% of women were lying if they said they wouldn't have sex with me..
  • 5% of dogs should really be wary around their owners


    littlelector, I live in Sneyd Park. Give me an email if you like as I can't contact you..

    I did "accidentally" bump into Joe. I knew she goes running near my house, so I went out on my bike to get a Miss Millies and see if she was around. I did find her! We only talked for a couple of minutes because I just didn't know what to say, and she was suprised and had a running partner anyway. Nevermind, at least she probably knows I fancy her now. Hehehe.

    "You can't not get turned on by porn. It's like animals. If I see a documentary and there are zebras having sex...I'm looking. I'm looking! I want to see the zebra's cock!" -That's great! It makes me want to make a really rude, perverse survey but I don't think it would be taken very well..

    When I was about 6 and had seen a condom machine in a toilet; I asked flat-out "Mum, what's a condom for?". She didn't really answer at the time but bought me a marvelous little book with illustrations that told me all I needed to know...at the time. Everyone remembers when they first learned the ins and the outs of sex but when did you realise that lesbians are so brilliant? I assume it's something you're born with because I don't remember a specific event...

    It's about time I shared some survey results, which are completely accurate of course.

  • Only 63% of women are completely straight!
  • A marvellous 34% are bisexual or at least "bi-curious"
  • 3% of women are filthy dykes
  • 97% of women were lying if they said they wouldn't have sex with me..
  • 5% of dogs should really be wary around their owners